Because I only have two thousand more words on my NaNo opus to write before midnight, I'm spending part of today catching up on a bunch of loose ends. One of those is posting a new story, "In the Toolbag," to my story blog, Dry as the Remainder Biscuit. It's very short, and you may enjoy reading it. Please go check it out!
As You Like It, Act II Sc. 7
O worthy fool!
...in his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms. O that I were a fool!
I am ambitious for a motley coat.